Zap, muthafucka
yug0:
“ I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 980000 YEARS LOOK AT SHINJIS DAD
”

yug0:

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 980000 YEARS LOOK AT SHINJIS DAD

surprisebitch:

*calls 911*

911: hello, 911, what is your emergency?

me: help!! i lost my virginity!!

911: um im sorry.. but.. i dont think..

me: no, i lost my pet, “virginity” its name is virginity !

911: ohhh! xD

me: xD

officialumineko:

im-not-a-skelmersdale-monster:

troubledtramp:

troubledtramp:

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The past 4 years have been rough on doge

if you’ve read this post then you’ve read ender’s game

ontarom:
“Does anybody remember this “go nuts, show nuts, whatever” gem? Oh how the mighty have fallen.
”

ontarom:

Does anybody remember this “go nuts, show nuts, whatever” gem? Oh how the mighty have fallen.

ioruko:
“Demon girl commission (pixel scene, original size 350x350)
”

ioruko:

Demon girl commission (pixel scene, original size 350x350)

kazucrash:
“ Bayonetta 2
Publisher: Nintendo, SEGA
Developer: Platinum Games
Platform: Wii U, Switch
Year: 2014 (Wii U), 2018 (Switch)
”

kazucrash:

Bayonetta 2
Publisher: Nintendo, SEGA
Developer: Platinum Games
Platform: Wii U, Switch
Year: 2014 (Wii U), 2018 (Switch)

Fun pastime in post-war tumblr

opticbread:

Visit your favourite NSFW blogs and keep a count of how many posts it has VS how many extremely explicit posts the staff’s genius filter didn’t get and think about how people are actually employed and paid money to run this website and decided to make this change